Friday, February 5, 2010

Saints and Snow

While I'm waiting for more snow to fall, let's get back to the New Orleans Saints for a minute. They're in the Super Bowl for the first time in their 40-plus year history.

Here is something a co-worker with New Orleans connections sent me. It's a little "fun" game that might enhance your enjoyment of tasty adult beverages during the Super Bowl.

WHODAT!


The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right
after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City
of New Orleans , drink 1
4. Every time the words "tragedy", "flood", or
"devastation" are used, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in
college, drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat
or say "bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds.
8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to
run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1
and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young
should have won the Heisman"
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in
that pose he likes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
11. Every time they say that "it's destiny for the Saints
to win" drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the
Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in
football, drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City
of New Orleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are,
drink 1
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a
pass, drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006
in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and
remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti
earthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bullshit!"
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras
king, drink 1
20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and
mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints,
drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him
as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or
a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and
mention to someone how much better he is than Devon Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then
punch someone in the face

No comments: