More Quotes About Life

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

You can fake an orgasm but you can’t fake laughter.
Bob Dylan

Why did you two break up?
He’s a sweet, sensitive guy who adores me.
Yeah, who would want that?
Marshal Mann and Mary Shannon, characters on In Plain Sight