Random Questions

Does your heart sometimes get ahead of the rest of you?

Do you sometimes have so much on your plate that there isn’t room for a fork?

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Have you ever been at a point in your life where your paths are clear but virtually every choice has some kind of obstacle, some kind of delay, disappointment, connection to five related roadblocks, any one of which could be easily circumvented but when combined present a brick wall that seems at first glance to be impenetrable?

Don’t you hate when that happens?

Have you ever experienced a lightning strike so close it made the hairs on your arm stand up?

Do you sometimes wish the heart’s only job was to pump blood?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? (borrowed from George Carlin)

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? (borrowed from Steven Wright)