Friday, March 22, 2013

Suggestrology



My logical side says that astrology as an indicator of personality characteristics cannot be true.  My personal experiences suggest otherwise.  I am referring to well thought out sign-based write-ups, not the daily horoscopes.

I recently saw a sign-by-sign write up that phrased things a bit differently than most of what I had seen before.  Funny that three of the signs I have the most positive feelings about had the most ‘accurate’ descriptions.  This is not a slight against other zodiac signs; about 75% of each of these just happen to fit so many people I know who were born in the range of dates associated with these signs.

Enjoy.  I am Aquarius, by the way.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

2 comments:

elizinashe said...

so where did you find these descriptions? they seem to hit the nail on the head. I agree with most of all of it. very interesting to say the least. if you have a copy of all the signs in this description please send it along as you know I would love to have them.

Bernie said...

Facebook haha. I'll find the original complete one and send it.