I’m Not Drunk, I Just Have …
Balance is my favorite word, but I have a bit of a balance problem. I usually use the word balance when talking about contrasting work with non-work or left opinions with right opinions or the need to lose weight with the need to eat a gallon of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream in one sitting. But the balance I have a problem with right now refers to walking up or down stairs without holding onto the railing or attempting to navigate a narrow sidewalk on a crowded street without bumping into somebody or trying to carry a box to my car without tripping and falling. I’ve been very healthy most of my life. Three years ago, however, I discovered numbness across a third of my body, all on one side. My first thought was stroke, but that was not the case. I also had a balance problem and weakness in one leg. Doctor visits with four new docs plus tests, MRIs, CT scans, a lumbar puncture and a colonoscopy ruled out everything except my neurologist’s fi...