Boomer Tools
Whether it’s true or not, boomers like me think we still rule the world.
Here is a compilation of devices and strategies that can help us fend off the millennials who are trying to take over, because they will have no idea what these are or how to use them.
Our secret code (cursive writing)
Our special communication device that they don’t know how to use
Our instant photo device
Our own special language (complete, grammatically correct sentences)
Using cash to buy things (and we can count change without using the register or a calculator)
An analog clock to tell each other the time of our secret missions (when the big hand is on 4 and the little hand is on 8)
And they’ll never figure out how to drive our cars because of this special anti-theft device
Wait your turn, millennials, we ain’t dead yet. When it IS your turn, learn from us. Emulate our successes and try to not make our mistakes.
And learn how to drive a stick shift car in case you need to take us to a doctor appointment and our car is the only one that’s available.
Here is a compilation of devices and strategies that can help us fend off the millennials who are trying to take over, because they will have no idea what these are or how to use them.
Our secret code (cursive writing)
Our special communication device that they don’t know how to use
Our instant photo device
Our own special language (complete, grammatically correct sentences)
Using cash to buy things (and we can count change without using the register or a calculator)
An analog clock to tell each other the time of our secret missions (when the big hand is on 4 and the little hand is on 8)
And they’ll never figure out how to drive our cars because of this special anti-theft device
Wait your turn, millennials, we ain’t dead yet. When it IS your turn, learn from us. Emulate our successes and try to not make our mistakes.
And learn how to drive a stick shift car in case you need to take us to a doctor appointment and our car is the only one that’s available.
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